We live together and she bought a shiny stripper pole. I didn’t know she got it and ran into it last night when i came home. It’s for her "exercise." Yeah, what guy wouldn’t like it, but I’m going to sound like a bitch, but my family is gonna flip when they see it (and not in a good way.) They already think she’s crazy.
what should i do…and it doesn’t come down.

I can totally understand why you would freak about your parents seeing a stripper pole in your house…if they would know that is actually what it is.

You could buy some special hooks from Bunnings and hang plants from it and then take them off when its only the two of you….?