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7 Comments on “Career question: Do you make more money being an underwater pole dancer or a Congressman?”

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   guidomcnuggets
   October 20th, 2009 at 4:36 am

   You’re such a pervert.

   You should be a Congressman.

   *cries*
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   celeste rhymes with molest
   October 20th, 2009 at 5:19 am

   Underwater pole dancers make good money, but they get crabs a lot.

   If you were a Congressman, you’d get to wear a fancy suit and hump the interns. It’s a tough choice.
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   Baby Angel
   October 20th, 2009 at 5:50 am

   That depends on how corrupt the Congressman is & who’s buying his / her influence.
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   I have been an exotic dancer & made VERY good money.

4. 
   luv2seashore1
   October 20th, 2009 at 6:15 am

   Is there a difference besides holding my breath? Don’t they both "sell" themselves?
   Good luck and I hope you can hold your breath for a long time.
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   ßunny Savior
   October 20th, 2009 at 7:05 am

   Wouldn’t you rather have private underwater dancers from various states giving you oral in your giant jacuzzi, run for congressman!
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   New York Governor Spitzer

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   4-20 Blackbird
   October 20th, 2009 at 7:35 am

   More money? Congressman.

   More respect, value and overall usefulness? Pole dancer.
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   *Twinks*
   October 20th, 2009 at 7:52 am

   You can’t be a pole dancer forever, try becoming a congressman. Hey if Eddie Murphy can do it anyone can ;D
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